i’m so drunk righr noe, ghoulinterrupted, please be okay tbh!!!!
a clockwork orange (1971, dir. stanley kubrick)
When I was seeing the new Star Trek not an hour ago and when Benedict said “I am Khan” all I could think was NO you are Sherlock that has been frozen and given altered DNA and where the fuck is John
How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you
"Bill, this is a porno. You don’t eat popcorn during a porno."
Neal Schweiber (via alli-renae)
No, thank you. I prefer to get high on life.
CYNTHIA! Cynthia was always a great listener. :D